top ten things i learned from "american idol" by sanjaya malakar (on letterman)

			The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk
			Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place
			It's very important to "keep it real, dawg."
			I should have gone for the Immunity Idol -- oh wait, that's "Survivor"
			On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk
			Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
			When you forget the words, just do this (Sanjaya belts out, "OHHHHHHH")
			Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
			Nothing
			America loves performers with bad hair -- right, Dave?