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If you're hungry for a hotdog, you're in luck. For only $1, I will cook you a hot dog and mail it to you.

Just PayPal me a buck, and I will personally cook you a delicious hotdog, and then ship it out to you!

I'm really good at making hot dogs, so you may even want to buy a few! Generally speaking, I throw them on the Foreman Grill, to give them a nice even cook. But if I have a lot to cook, I might put them on the regular grill outside. I can boil them, or cook them on an electric griddle, by special request only. I suppose I could even microwave them if you want.

If you buy 5, I'll throw one in for free, and send you 6 hotdogs.

Now, because your hot dog may get cold during shipment, I also include instructions to re-heat your hot dog, at no additional charge.

They make great prank gifts, so if you need a joke gift for a friend, a white elephant exchange, or just want to play a prank on someone, order them a hotdog or two (definitely add the Deluxe Condiment Pack as well, which is the second PayPal button) and I'll totally mail it to them...I will even include a personalized message of your choice. Just type it into the "Special Instructions" section on the PayPal checkout.

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Don't forget about our Condiment Collection! A great upgrade for your hot dog, this package adds a ketchup packet, mustard packet, and now includes a relish packet as well!

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Check out our new gallery, which demonstrates our production process!

*warning: fries, cheese, and onions are not included. just the hot dog.
actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat.

good links:
Hot-Dog.org / Hot Dogs on Wikipedia / What's Cooking

Sadly, I would actually order these.